gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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