big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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