when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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