how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
So here I am, sexting at work.
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