we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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