I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm having to shit out rocks
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