His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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