Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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