My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
pray to the hookup gods
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