I'm jealous of your bromance
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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