I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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