You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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