I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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