so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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