the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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