ugly people sure do ruin things
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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