Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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