69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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