I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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