It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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