If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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