sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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