I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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