The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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