Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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