And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I could fuck to npr.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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