I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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