You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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