ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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