i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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