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(802): View more from Vermont

i can juggle bunnies

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cool

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on fire

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.

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(410): View more from Maryland

So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.

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(256): View more from Alabama

she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.

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(917): View more from New York City

I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.

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