i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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