I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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