Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you win again, gameday.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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