He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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