Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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