so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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