You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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