Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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