she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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