He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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