No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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