Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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