thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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