How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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