hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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