Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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