I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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