after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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