Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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