we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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