But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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