what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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